three of my nine siblings were adopted...and someday, i'm gonna find them

Those craaaazy Germans!

Y'know, even though I'm excited to have a president who I can trust to understand what's going on in our world, there are certain things I'm gonna miss about ol' W.


Someboday tell me how South Park managed to have this ready less than 24 hours after it originally aired on TV. However they did it, I want to kiss Trey Parker and Matt Stone on the mouth right now.


Heidi Klum could sell rubbers to a monk.