wait a minute, this is the future. where are all the phaser guns?

FUNNY OR DIE DAY

Chris Mintz-Plasse doesn't want you to steal movies


The McLovin' Fund

it's just like the titanic, but it's full of bears!

A wedding photographer captures the Sichuan (China) earthquake - a startling juxtaposition of beauty and destruction.

An ex-Jack Sparrow spills on what it's like to work at Disneyland

What was it she said again? A compilation of the greatest line in all of comedy.

This video both entertained me and made me incredibly uncomfortable...that is the glory of a sexual abuse PSA. Don't spill the paint!

Really Creepy Sex Abuse PSA - Watch more free videos

you got it, dude

The biggest drawing in the world: 'nuff said.

ACTING with James Franco Part III


The new song "Pork and Beans" by Weezer isn't bad, but the video is badass. Watch them bring in some familiar YouTube faces (Miss South Carolina, Numa Numa Guy, Chocolate Rain, Chris Crocker), along with some other celebrities (K-Fed?):

hey kid! how'd you like to play for the chicago cubs?

I've never been more motivated to get a tattoo in my life

Arachnophilia: being a spider kicks ass

Porn + MS Paint = Art (18+, but just barely)

It's not lupus (any other House fans?)

Now THAT is some fine police work...also the most expensive speeding ticket in history.

preston waters, you know what you've got? s-t-y-l-e.

Nudibranches are a type of sea slug that have come in basically every variety of shape and color, and I want one as a pet.

Tropic Thunder Redband (R-rated) trailer...tell me you won't be seeing this.


Check out two of my favorite musical artists covering one of the most famous songs of all time:

Ben Folds' cover of 'Tiny Dancer' (no, it's not embedded, you lazy bastard)

Dave Grohl's cover of 'Tiny Dancer', on the late Late Night with Craig Kilborn

i hear the jury's still out on science

With 17 kids and their 18th on the way, JimBob and Michelle have more than their hands full. Luckily, they have a house equipped with a video production studio, a deli, a pizza oven, giant walk-in closets, a soda fountain, and its own game room. Oh, and did I mention that all of their kids have names starting with J? Please enjoy the Duggar family.
(original source: dlisted)

Finally, they have a video game that chronicles my exploits.

Camera tossing - a new way to capture the world.
- The Camera Toss Blog

Liberty City vs. New York City - GTA4 certainly had its inspirations.

Remember the 7-year old who stole his grandma's car? Well, it turns out he's still up to hood rat stuff, and you won't believe what he's done now.

"Epilepsy Site Hacked With Seizure Images"

The accompanying story

i have a bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names

Mavis Beacon is the Racer X of Typeracer

I like my volcanoes with a side of lightning

Are you a NIN fan? Well, free CD!

The best quotes are the ones that aren't planned
- a few of my favorites: 1, 2, 3

You'll know better next time, Dad

Adventure Time!


Now if you could only get them on a stationary bike, that would be impressive


There is somewhat of an advantage to academic anonymity

you can't fire me, i don't work in this van

Believe it or not, this trailer is actually an ad for a new book by my favorite author, Chuck Palahniuk (Choke, Fight Club). The book is called Snuff, and my guess is that one of the main topics is pornography, which is not a stretch for Chuck. See you at Barnes & Noble on May 20th.


Just found the SECOND trailer (this one for Chitty Chitty Gang Bang) all thanks to the fine folks at Filmdrunk.

if i'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks

Sign me up!

Real Wheel contestants don't need letters


The Macbook Air is not without its disadvantages

it's just noise coming out of an ugly scientist

Monkey on a goat on a cup on a tightrope (you read that right) - many thanks to Telfs for this one, wait till about to 1:15 mark for the ultimate in craziness.


Making music's not that hard - just ask John Mayer!

i can lead a nation with a microphone

Song of the week: Flobots - Handlebars

there are aspects of my personality that i can't control

So addictive...very smooth Flash game.

The headline explains it all

There are so many things to love about this video.
1) This speech is for a high school valedictorian nomination.
2) This kid manages to simultaneously offend and entertain an entire school gym.
3) The school is in Canada.
4) You can only tell that it's in Canada because of the pronunciation of "out."


Famous Failures

hey now, be fair. everyone wants mr. toad's wild ride

Well that's one way to describe the weather


Everything Frank Miller touches, or in this case draws, turns to gold...yet another amazing movie that I can't wait to see.


The Discovery Channel is so sweet that even their commercials are impressive. This one perfectly describes how viewers like myself feel about its programming.

they say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. i prefer the weapon you only need to fire once.

Devotees to my blog (a.k.a. Molly) may remember the "Trapped" video I posted a couple weeks ago. Well folks, the wait is over: they've finally made a parody video, and it's pretty outstanding, but certainly not for the faint of heart. Please enjoy "Trapped in an Elevator with Diarrhea."


If this video doesn't make you laugh, then I don't want to be friends with you anymore:


My song of the week: Local H - 24-Hour Breakup Session

The Naked Game: "The world's first piece of online conceptual video game art."