for me it's all about kfc. it's just good chicken!

The THX Lemur (source)

the last time i checked, we make our living off crazy

Chickipedia, your only source for...chicks.

Do's and Don'ts with Babies

Fun domain names (source).

1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity: www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views: www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island: www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder: www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company: www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for computer software: www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church: www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers: www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? www.gotahoe.com

did you know that in the gay community, a hairy man is also known as a bear?

Can you find the two possible solutions to the first question in this Washington Post Scrabble game? (Hint: one of them is "subtext")

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Half man, half...tree?

i was an imagineer at disney; we'd build this crap in our sleep...literally. they had this machine that stole our dreams.

Super awkward T-Mobile commercial


Really sweet wrestling move I would learn if I wasn't straight and wrestled


Hayden Panettiere on Law & Order: SVU, doing what everyone wishes she had been doing since season 1 of Heroes (or in my case, Tiger Cruise on Disney Channel)

if you don't laugh at that, you're racist

"The Wig Thieves" starring Nick Swardson and friends


"Smokin' Weed" starring Nick Swardson...apparently a good buzz can take you to great places.


"Secret" - super awkward song by Adam Sandler featuring - no surprise here - Nick Swardson


Apparently it came as a huge shock to him to find out he was not the father.




He damn well better be.

Somehow, I'm having trouble imagining this as a musical

Definitely the sweetest find ever on IMDb

do you have any bigger clothes or do you only shop at baby gap?

If you got 10 minutes to kill, this video is definitely worth a look. The Superbad DVD special features includes a series of skits with Seth Rogan and Bill Hader called Cop Car Confessions. There are so many cameos it's ridiculous: the list of stars includes Craig Robinson (The Office), Judd Apatow, Chris Kattan, Nick Swardson and Justin Long (as Matthew McConaughey).


Throwback video: Matt Damon does his impression of Matthew McConaughey on Letterman

when my brothers and i would play cowboys and indians, i was always the chinese railroad worker

This made me giggle, plus Kal Penn is in it.


Most awkward song ever


Second most awkward song ever. Cool, alright, check it out!


Jack Bauer would have been out of jail in less than 60 minutes

Full blown BRITney in all her crazy glory

there is always time for lubricant!

I'm going to Awesometown! This video featuring Andy Samberg was made in 2005 as a pilot for FOX. Sadly, the show never saw the light of day, and I have no idea why because they still let shows like Ghost Whisperer and According to Jim stay on the air.. Check out all their stuff here.


Dog vs. Balloons


Really cool use for the Wii...this is most likely the future of video games.


For anyone not familiar with Choke, the movie coming out now based on the Chuck Palahniuk book, here's an overview from the film director, Clark Gregg.

fear stimulates my imagination

I want DRINK.


Oooooh it's how you cook the meat...

how do you shoot the devil in the back? what if you miss?

When Kate Moss throws a party, she doesn't mess around.

The hidden dangers of Wii sports...nicest mom ever by the way.


One of my favorite videos of all time, this is Team Ryoko, a group of incredibly talented guys. I think I'd feel like a badass if I learned even one of their moves.

this is what i call a target-rich environment

This is how you know you've thrown a good party..also this kid is awesome.


Turns out that A Current Affair did a follow-up story the next day where we get more insight into the life and personality of Corey Worthington...outstanding.

that could be anybody's pig crap silo

Anyone remember when Jenna Jameson was hot? Those were the days.

Reverend Charles needs your donations!

with great mustache comes great responsibility

Toy Recall


Nick Swardson and friends bring you the lesser known cousin to TGI Friday's...
IFH Mondays. The language is a little crude in this one, so proceed with caution.


Will Smith is a very responsible young man.

you better not lock it! i'll kick it in!

Clark and Micheal: The Preview (watch all 10 episodes on their Web site)

Clark and Michael listed among the top 10 viral videos of 2007

Two of my favorite people ever, Michael Cera and Zach Galifianakis, have one of the most awkward conversations of all time, thanks to FunnyorDie.com.


A group of Aussie friends have fun with a water bottle and super glue. Good on ya!



Patton Oswalt, known for his lack of support for KFC's Famous Bowls, decides to test one out for himself, with surprising results. (for anyone who hasn't seen the act before, look below:)



The Smoking Gun may have found the drunkest driver ever.

Jim Carrey serenades a suicidal Luis Guzman with Third Eye Blind's "Jumper" while filming for their new movie, Yes Man.

Apparently Cloverfield will be a pretty damn good movie. Told you.

100 Greatest Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian Chat Rooms

i want people to be afraid of how much they love me

Cursor*10 - an incredibly addictive game where you have to race your past self. It's way too hard to explain, just check it out.

How to make a Coke bomb in 2 simple steps...a very mean prank to pull on someone.



When you got a new car, and you're feelin' like a star...


Parkour Generations: City Gents


For anyone who didn't see the ridiculous exploits of Britney Spears on January 4, 2008, a day which shall live in infamy, here is the highlight of the night, wherein she is rolled out of her home on a stretcher and taken to the hospital after what was reported as a "mental breakdown". Here's the explanation from WWTDD:
"Britney Spears was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles late last night for an evaluation after police were called to her home in Studio City home for a "custodial dispute". Reportedly, bodyguards for Kevin Federline went to Britney’s house to pick up Sean and Jayden, then Britney refused to turn them over and the police were called. It was then that police observed Britney either high or drunk or both.
I find it hard to believe it took all these cops and bodyguards just to get two babies away from Britney Spears. Couldn't they just lure Britney out of the house with some kind of puppet or stuffed animal or maybe a baked chicken on a string. And by that, I mean, "hit her ass in the neck with a tranquilizer dart". Seriously, no ones gonna care. Problem solved!"

Enjoy.



A great way to pick up women...maybe.

well that was a freebie

THROWBACK DAY

Andrew, you are NOT the father!


Shortest funny video of all time: the dramatic prairie dog.


POWERTHIRST!!!


Finally, the greatest underground rap star of all time: Natalie Portman.

my techniques guarantee male orgasm

COMMERCIAL DAY

I want one my own Sven to organize my life. Great commercial by AT&T.


I've never wanted a Nutrigrain bar more than after seeing this commercial.


My favorite Above the Influence commercial right now. Just say no, people.


Great commercial by Ameriquest called "I'm Her Daddy"


Those crazy limeys in the UK know how to make a good commercial. This one for Carlsberg sports drink features a pretty sweet football-playing squirrel.

i'm gonna throw you in my delorean and gun it to 88

Check out the trailer for Planet B-Boy, a documentary about the impressive world of breakdancing. It's basically You Got Served, but without that douche Omarion. It comes out in March, so the wait shouldn't be too hard.

maybe i should just give up and try this crystal meth i've been hearing so much about

Creepiest music/music video I have seen in a while...enjoy!


Just another reason to love Lily Allen

Be nice to your customers, waitresses

yeah, they said that would happen in health class

COLLEGE HUMOR DAY

"What's better than waking someone up with fireworks? Waking someone up with fireworks you tied to their shoes."


"Drumline meets Revenge of the Nerds"


"Dutch Soccer Prank"


"Real Life Warthog"


Super long trampoline stunting video...these kids get pretty crunk.