6.24.2008

i'm smarter than the average bear

ULTRA LONG POST DAY

movie countdown:
wall-e: june 27
wanted: june 27
hancock: july 4
the wackness: july 4
hellboy 2: july 11
the dark knight: july 18
step brothers: july 25
x-files 2: july 25
the mummy 3: august 1
the rocker: august 1
pineapple express: august 8
tropic thunder: august 15
star wars: the clone wars: august 15
babylon a.d.: august 29
bangkok dangerous: september 5
burn after reading: september 12
choke: september 26
city of ember: october 10
saw 5: october 24
007: quantum of solace: november 7
harry potter 6: november 21
transporter 3: november 28
the spirit: december 26

Darkest comic I've seen in a while, and no surprise it's from Cyanide and Happiness:
Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Watch this video, if only for the last 30 seconds...one of the coolest skating tricks you're likely to see.


If you've never heard of Parkour (in the US it's called free running), then for the love of God check this shit out. All of these stunts are real - no wires, no stunt doubles. If you don't believe me, look it up and you'll see these same stunts being filmed on Handicams and for news reports. Just try to get past the Frenchness.


Ong Bak 2 is coming, not that any of you care. Watch this preview and you just might.

6.16.2008

everyone knows pterodactyls can't stand the screech of a guitar!

David Letterman owns Spencer Pratt, who just may be the least likable person on the planet.


Ed Norton and Brad Pitt sing The Penis Song, a feature that would have been added to the Fight Club DVD, were it not for the douchiness of Frankie Avalon.

6.13.2008

i think my first time might be your best time too

Uncontacted tribe photographed near Brazil-Peru border - incredible photo gallery
- original story

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse


This video is right around 3 million views. And for good reason. Check out the best unintentional Wii Fit ad ever.


Words that sound dirty but aren't are funny

6.11.2008

where do you put the penis?

MOVIE TRAILER DAY

Transporter 3, out November 26. Sadly, the words are French but the dialog is not, so try to figure it out.
Plus d'infos sur ce film

Redband trailer for Wanted, which I still think is badass. Best part: Morgan Freeman saying "motherfucker".


Vin Diesel is stretching out his acting skills by starring in a new action movie, Babylon, A.D. It looks awesome. Plus, any movie trailer that uses the theme from Requiem for a Dream is already a winner in my book.


Jay and Seth versus the Apocalypse: Seth Rogen and Jay Baruchel (Undeclared, Knocked Up), stuck in a bedroom together after the end of the world. Yeah, this idea definitely wasn't developed with the assistance of weed. (18+)

6.10.2008

send a maniac to catch a maniac

BEER PONG DAY

The engineers of WVU show everyone how to build the greatest beer pong table of of all time. Next mission: lose virginity.


Amazing beer pong shots with self-obsessed emo chubby guy


More "extreme" beer pong with aforementioned emo guy, skilled friends and an awkward soundtrack

6.09.2008

i'm used to handling large packages

Transforming Short Bus

tv countdowns:
weeds season 4: june 16
burn notice season 2: july 10
psych season 3: july 17
terminator: the sarah connor chronicles season 2: september 8
house season 5: september 16
it's always sunny in philadelphia season 4: september 18
heroes season 3: september 22
the office season 5: september 25
american dad season 4: september 28
dexter season 3: september 28
family guy season 7: september 28
chuck season 2: september 29
30 rock season 3: october 30

Even the smallest change to your name can create a drastic effect.
Case in point: Sarah -> La'Sarah

6.08.2008

you have the right to remain burned!

CATBUS

Segways are the new Harleys


Movies are the new books...Sam Rockwell takes Chuck Palahniuk's Choke and turns it into this year's masterpiece.


Step Brothers Redband (18+)
 
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