Finally, the we can all enjoy the trailer for Harry Potter 6(or Half-Blood Prince if you wanna be a dick about it). Watch it in HD (and trust me, it's worth it) here.
Ever wonder what that fire emergency button at the gas station does? Well, wonder no more, thanks to this brilliant woman.
Took me way too long to find this, but either way, check out the Madonna/John McCain mash-up: proof that you can combine two boring things and make them interesting.
MY main man NPH shows that he's more than just an incredible actor, but is also a freelance shoe fairy, not to mention one hell of a singer. You heard me right. And no, it's not a double entendre, it's Sesame Street, so get your head out of the gutter. Embedding has been disabled, so check it out here.
Yes Man: Jim Carrey's triumphant return to comedy. We missed you, James. Dog Years: a short film from a dog's perspective. Multiple award winner, hilarious and heartwarming.
300 director Zack Snyder is making another graphic-novel-turned-movie called Watchmen, and hot damn it looks cool. Expect a big audience for this brand new look at the superhero genre.
Son asked his mother the following question: 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies, 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. 'Dad why are wedding dresses white?' The father looks at his son in surprise and says, 'Son, all household appliances come in white.' (source: entensity)
Well that's weird: let's fill a subway car with identical twins to make it look like a human mirror. Well, I'm intrigued. (Fun note: Last Comic Standing fans will notice one of sets of twins is the Stone Brothers, who were recently eliminated.) (source: improv everywhere)
A man met a beautiful blonde woman and decided he wanted to marry her right away. "But we don't know anything about each other," she said. He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort. One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10-meter board and did a two-and-a-half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel. "That was incredible!" the woman said. He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along." So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths. After 75 lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel, and was hardly out of breath. He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?" "No," she said, "I was a prostitute in Memphis but I worked both sides of the Mississippi."
This just in: I finally have respect for Tobey Maguire. I mean, yes, Spider-Man 1 and 2 were amazing, but for some reason he still looks like a preemy to me. His verbal annoyance and succinctness with the paparazzi was one of the most impressive acts I've seen this week. And who can blame him: I'm fairly sure it's not legal to stand in front of a car and flash a bright light at it repeatedly, but then again I haven't taken my driver's test since I was 16. Be warned, the language is not what I would classify as "G-Rated", unless you're one of Samuel L. Jackson's kids. (source: wwtdd)
If you're excited for Tropic Thunder (international trailer below) you'll love Rain of Madness, a mockumentary about the "film crew" for the characters. Personally, I'm pumped for the cameo by Tom Cruise as bald, fat, foulmouthed director. Or for Robert Downey Jr. as both an Australian and a black man. Or for Danny McBride, the newest rising star in Hollywood (trust me, The Foot Fist Way is going to explode in theaters). Yeah, so anyway, there are a lot of reasons to see this. (source: filmdrunk)
The YouTube video "Where the Hell is Matt?" has finally reached 10 million views, which means...pretty much nothing. The only coverage on this video will probably be on either Best Week Ever or Attack of the Show. Still, it is a pretty cool 4 minutes, especially if you enjoy watching some guy do a weird dance in a bunch of places.
And here is the follow-up, now at 4.5 million views, and aptly named "Where the Hell is Matt? (2008)"
The trailer for Know1ng, a sweet looking sci-fi thriller with Nic Cage.
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