i love catching people in the act. that's why i always whip open doors

More creative ways to get from the ground floor to the second.

Since you'll never get a chance to sit in a real Ferrari. Get a job.

All I need for Christmas is an XBOX360 and this game (and apparently a bag for vomit).

I'm on hour 2 of viewing this site.

See, this is why the world needs editors like me.

I lack creativity.

For m'nerds.

I'm watching high quality YouTube videos from here on out.

How is it possible that this has been out for over a year and I've never heard of it? I need to pick up a newspaper...or read something besides celebrity and movie blogs. Nah, screw it, I'm not changing.