everybody knows that the bird is the word!

I like to call that an "official badass" tattoo

Dude, paint isn't that expensive

Holy crap, that Hayden Panettiere sure does have a dirty mouth on her. Aaaaand my head's in the gutter again.

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Selma Blair is pretty awesome. Sometimes it's better to face the paparazzi and just get their dumb questions over with.