in norway, the fish is a demigod

This is why I don't dress up for movies. Oh wait, it's because I'm not a virgin. Yes, that's right. I've had sex. With a girl. Consensually. No crying.

Nice try Dubya

Wrestlers: when you ask the audience for a chair to finish off your opponent, keep in mind that everyone is sitting in collapsible chairs. May come back to bit you in the ass.


Well, I know who I'm voting for.

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Frozen New York: