9.10.2008

if you keep talking to your weapon like it's trim, everybody's gonna know you're a total psycho

How to win a fight against 20 children. Because you never know.

The new phenomenon sweeping the nation: miniature rainbows!


Everything is more awesome in Slo-Mo, especially punches to the face.


Ever wonder what goes through a guy's mind wile he sits in class?

9.09.2008

admission covers the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge!

Redband (18+) trailer for Kevin Smith's new film Zack and Miri Make a Porno, starring Seth Rogen, Elizabeth Banks, and a shit-ton of awesome cameos.


Somebody get me a yo-yo!


Those Sesame Street characters curse like drunken sailors.

9.04.2008

a severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer

Kermit + Christian Bale = Kermit Bale

Porno titles that should exist, but don't

The two-second t-shirt fold saved me over 14 seconds of laundry time.


The complex and dark secret behind one of the world's most simple card tricks, courtesy of Cracked.com.

9.03.2008

dogs are forever in the push-up position

Remember the "Trapped in an Elevator" video? Well, check out my new favorite parody (besides "Trapped in an Elevator with Diarrhea"), "Stuck on an Escalator."


60 Minutes interviews Stephen Colbert...prepare for 12 minutes of absolute genius.


Happy 10th birthday, The Big Lebowski; here's the review by Siskel & Ebert when the movie first hit the big screen. Mad props to my boy Roger Ebert. (source)

9.02.2008

 
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