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2008
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December
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- i'm so mad, all i can do is dance!
- you ever notice how rollos make you drool?
- when i held that gun in my hand, i felt a surge of...
- i framed a raccoon for opening a christmas present...
- i want to go to there
- religious but with a wink, y'know?
- beer - now there's a temporary solution
- it just seems awfully mean...but sometimes the end...
- shut up brain, or i'll stab you with a q-tip!
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November
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- that explains why i always get an erection when i ...
- i've never been so excited to see poop! well, mayb...
- you left a voice, but it wasn't male
- may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares and sleep c...
- i love catching people in the act. that's why i al...
- i think if you tell one kid that you don't love hi...
- that's not gonna get us a ride, man
- how many slices have you had, julio? how about you...
- that bird was trying to buy a stereo with my credi...
- if you're a gay guy looking for a beard, i don't d...
- we'll auction off people, like in the olden days
- three of my nine siblings were adopted...and somed...
- i've traveled 500 miles to give you my seed!
- it squeaks when you bang it...that's what she said...
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October
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- she touched me in my swimsuit area
- who's the king of the demo?
- i will not fail you, rainbow chicken
- everybody knows that the bird is the word!
- look out, indy! it's steven spielberg and george l...
- tae kwon do is terrific for keeping in shape, but ...
- it's not 'stealing' if you're family. but seriousl...
- say hi to your mother for me, ok?
- well then somebody say something memorable, becaus...
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September
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- this is an environment of welcoming, and you shoul...
- if god dropped acid, would he see people?
- ...and btdub, you totally did not oversell the egg...
- who wants a body massage?
- fleece it out
- what's more important to you, a cat's feelings or ...
- a lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garba...
- i can read minds, but i'm illiterate
- if you keep talking to your weapon like it's trim,...
- admission covers the whole seat, but you'll only n...
- a severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer
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December
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