you think i like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with nineteen year old girls every day?

Amazing new culinary show: Dane Cooks! With guest star Chris Rock


The $500,000 bottle of beer; kind of makes you feel cheap for bitching about that Yuengling keg

An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, "I will give you three wishes."
The man thinks awhile. Finally he says, "I want a beer that is never empty."
With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. The Irishman starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes.
The man says, "I want two more of these."