never go with a hippie to a second location

Rocking out to Queen in your car can be hazardous to your health

happy birthday jesus, sorry your party is so lame

3 of my favorite things combined: Human Giant, Will Arnett, and a sex tape.


Do not mess with an octopus


Bikers are more effective than cops

it was on company property, with company property, so...double jeopardy. we are fine.

Charlie bit me!


...and here is the adult remix of "Charlie bit me", so proceed with caution.


You can't say that on Jeopardy!

once again, my life has been saved by the miracle of lasagna

Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life?

Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and methamphetamine addiction in a quiet American suburb.

Garfield Minus Garfield

as soon as your eyes shut i'm gonna punch you square in the face

Gary Busey is really awkward around 11-year olds, and he also appears to have some sort of hearing impairment.


I haven't been this excited to see a Will Ferrell movie in a while...Step Brothers, starring him and John C. Reilly, looks like it's gonna hit all the marks.