tae kwon do is terrific for keeping in shape, but it's also a deadly serious killing system

BEST OF CRAIGSLIST DAY
Warning: may will contain foul language.

Sober clowns are sooo two years ago

There has to be a better way to phrase that

Rock my world! (of warcraft)

Sometimes you just have to get it all out of your system, and you don't have a journal on hand

I have an autographed Chuck Palahniuk book, but I got nothing on this guy

Well that's one way to get back on your regular cycle

Hands down, the most amazing Craiglist post I have ever read

Please read before attempting to get ass on Craigslist

If these people weren't high when they wrote this, I will drink my own urine

This is no ordinary bicycle, and no ordinary Craiglist poster

Attack dogs are yesterday's protection...real men own attack kittens

Cat found - black with white stripes

I'm crossing my fingers in the hopes that this guy ends up finding his perfect mate, but I think his requirements may be a little too niche

STOP - Hammer time

And YOU thought that farting could never get you laid

If you were ever wondering how one person could spill grandma on another person...mystery solved

Some polite traffic recommendations to make for a more efficient world