How to Close a Bag of Chips Without a Chip Clip
Trailer for AVP2, a.k.a. Alien Vs. Predator - Requiem (R-Rated)
8.26.2007
why did we go to costco and buy a year's supply of condoms if you're not gonna use them?
Miss South Carolina is dumb:
The Angry Video Game Nerd is chronologically confused about bad movie and video game sequel titles (harsh language):
Remind me not to read this to any of my illegitimate kids:
The Angry Video Game Nerd is chronologically confused about bad movie and video game sequel titles (harsh language):
Remind me not to read this to any of my illegitimate kids:
8.24.2007
you think i like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with nineteen year old girls every day?
Amazing new culinary show: Dane Cooks! With guest star Chris Rock
The $500,000 bottle of beer; kind of makes you feel cheap for bitching about that Yuengling keg
An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, "I will give you three wishes."
The man thinks awhile. Finally he says, "I want a beer that is never empty."
With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. The Irishman starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes.
The man says, "I want two more of these."
The $500,000 bottle of beer; kind of makes you feel cheap for bitching about that Yuengling keg
An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, "I will give you three wishes."
The man thinks awhile. Finally he says, "I want a beer that is never empty."
With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. The Irishman starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes.
The man says, "I want two more of these."
8.23.2007
to be in a dry spell you had to have been in a wet spell
Where's Waldo: this time it's not for kids anymore. Funniest thing you'll see all week.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,
"Which do you want, son?"
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of an ice cream store.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,
"Which do you want, son?"
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of an ice cream store.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"
8.20.2007
north korea and al qaeda working together...this is bigger than i thought
The only way to find out your TPS
HAROLD AND KUMAR ARE BACK! (sometime in 2008, my guess is April 20th)
If business meetings were more like internet forums:
SNL Digital Short: Business Time featuring Rainn Wilson
HAROLD AND KUMAR ARE BACK! (sometime in 2008, my guess is April 20th)
If business meetings were more like internet forums:
SNL Digital Short: Business Time featuring Rainn Wilson
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