yo, i'm serious about that kool-aid!

First six minutes of Dark Knight...try to not get a boner. (source: filmdrunk)


Ever wonder what it's like to work at Dreamworks? Well, question answered.

Well that's weird: let's fill a subway car with identical twins to make it look like a human mirror. Well, I'm intrigued. (Fun note: Last Comic Standing fans will notice one of sets of twins is the Stone Brothers, who were recently eliminated.)
(source: improv everywhere)

now that's how you get pink eye

4000 HITS DAY

A man met a beautiful blonde woman and decided he wanted to marry her right away.
"But we don't know anything about each other," she said.
He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along."
So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.
One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10-meter board and did a two-and-a-half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
"That was incredible!" the woman said.
He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along."
So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.
After 75 lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel, and was hardly out of breath.
He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No," she said, "I was a prostitute in Memphis but I worked both sides of the Mississippi."

This just in: I finally have respect for Tobey Maguire. I mean, yes, Spider-Man 1 and 2 were amazing, but for some reason he still looks like a preemy to me. His verbal annoyance and succinctness with the paparazzi was one of the most impressive acts I've seen this week. And who can blame him: I'm fairly sure it's not legal to stand in front of a car and flash a bright light at it repeatedly, but then again I haven't taken my driver's test since I was 16. Be warned, the language is not what I would classify as "G-Rated", unless you're one of Samuel L. Jackson's kids. (source: wwtdd)

technically, if you can smell my fart, you are tasting my inner anus

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

If you're excited for Tropic Thunder (international trailer below) you'll love Rain of Madness, a mockumentary about the "film crew" for the characters. Personally, I'm pumped for the cameo by Tom Cruise as bald, fat, foulmouthed director. Or for Robert Downey Jr. as both an Australian and a black man. Or for Danny McBride, the newest rising star in Hollywood (trust me, The Foot Fist Way is going to explode in theaters). Yeah, so anyway, there are a lot of reasons to see this. (source: filmdrunk)

it smells like somebody's been hitting the devil's lettuce

Tucker Max's book has been adapted into a movie

Presto, the new adorable short film by Pixar. I love bunnies.

you just won the gold medal at the sexual special olympics!

SORRY I'VE BEEN LAZY HERE'S A LONG POST DAY



A boy who lives with his grandmother can't find his missing drugs, so he goes to her and asks, "Grandma, have you seen my pills labeled LSD?"

She replies, "FUCK YOUR PILLS, HAVE YOU SEEN THE DRAGONS IN THE KITCHEN?"

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The film world takes yet another hit

Find me an IMAX in Gainesville by July 18!

My new reason for visiting YouTube

The YouTube video "Where the Hell is Matt?" has finally reached 10 million views, which means...pretty much nothing. The only coverage on this video will probably be on either Best Week Ever or Attack of the Show. Still, it is a pretty cool 4 minutes, especially if you enjoy watching some guy do a weird dance in a bunch of places.


And here is the follow-up, now at 4.5 million views, and aptly named "Where the Hell is Matt? (2008)"


The trailer for Know1ng, a sweet looking sci-fi thriller with Nic Cage.