Last time I checked, tennis is supposed to be exercise, right? So what the hell is going on here? I thought Venus was supposed to be the heavier of the Williams sisters, but Serena is looking like an extra from the "Tip Drill" music video. I'm fairly sure she could make it clap.
This cat (the "Ashera") costs $22,000. Riiiiiight.
Anyone having trouble finding the torrents they need? Well, you're welcome.
Found an amazing video of a minor league baseball coach expressing his displeasure with an umpire in the most creative fashion ever. You think he's done, and then it just gets better.
6.05.2007
6.03.2007
you're off the edge of the map, mate. here there be monsters
So, I'm confused. Is Billy Donovan staying or not? I could swear he signed a 5-year contract, but ESPN is saying he's having second thoughts.
There is something horribly wrong with this world. Best Week Ever showed a video from Sunset Tan this week and it literally made me want to call Child Services on this mother. Check it out for yourself, and make sure to follow along with the footnotes.
I personally didn't catch the MTV Movie Awards, but I did find this little gem. For those of you who don't know Sarah Silverman, she is the embodiment of what women should strive to become. She tore Paris Hilton a new one with Paris sitting in the audience- the reaction shots are priceless.
There is something horribly wrong with this world. Best Week Ever showed a video from Sunset Tan this week and it literally made me want to call Child Services on this mother. Check it out for yourself, and make sure to follow along with the footnotes.
I personally didn't catch the MTV Movie Awards, but I did find this little gem. For those of you who don't know Sarah Silverman, she is the embodiment of what women should strive to become. She tore Paris Hilton a new one with Paris sitting in the audience- the reaction shots are priceless.
you ever notice how all the prices end in nine? damn, that's eerie
For any UF students not afraid of the theater:
I just got back from campus today after checking out the current performance going on at the Constans Theater: The Complete Works of Shakespeare Abridged. I gotta say, I was thoroughly impressed. In 90 minutes, they managed to compact 37 Shakespeare plays, as well as modernize it effectively and bring the audience into play (the theater seats barely over 100). Othello was performed as a rap despite the actors referring to themselves as "honkies" and Hamlet was shortened from a 20-minute play to a 2-minute play to a 4-second play, and then reversed. The audience participation was pretty cool too. I was forced to get on stage and run back and forth to emulate Othelia's ego from a scene in Hamlet. Othelia was played by another audience member who's only job was to scream.
After the show I managed to get an interview with Bryant Smith, Robert Smith (no relation) and Matthew Lindsay, the three performers for the Sunday performance. They perform nightly shows, matinees and midnight showings which are less reserved, at one point focusing on Matthew's "fetishes". I highly recommend going to this show, it was incredibly entertaining and will be playing all summer, though they are taking a 2-week break for the release of Our Town.
I just got back from campus today after checking out the current performance going on at the Constans Theater: The Complete Works of Shakespeare Abridged. I gotta say, I was thoroughly impressed. In 90 minutes, they managed to compact 37 Shakespeare plays, as well as modernize it effectively and bring the audience into play (the theater seats barely over 100). Othello was performed as a rap despite the actors referring to themselves as "honkies" and Hamlet was shortened from a 20-minute play to a 2-minute play to a 4-second play, and then reversed. The audience participation was pretty cool too. I was forced to get on stage and run back and forth to emulate Othelia's ego from a scene in Hamlet. Othelia was played by another audience member who's only job was to scream.
After the show I managed to get an interview with Bryant Smith, Robert Smith (no relation) and Matthew Lindsay, the three performers for the Sunday performance. They perform nightly shows, matinees and midnight showings which are less reserved, at one point focusing on Matthew's "fetishes". I highly recommend going to this show, it was incredibly entertaining and will be playing all summer, though they are taking a 2-week break for the release of Our Town.
6.02.2007
when you're pushed, killin's as easy as breathin'
OH.MY. GOD.
Rambo IV, aka John Rambo, is on its way, and it looks brutally violent. Like old school violent. And it's gonna be wonderful. First posted by AICN, this video was actually released by Stallone himself, and the article alone is worth a read. Here's the video anyway:
WARNING: MAKE SURE YOU'VE GONE TO THE BATHROOM RECENTLY, AS THERE IS A DECENT CHANCE YOU WILL CRAP YOUR PANTS.
Rambo IV, aka John Rambo, is on its way, and it looks brutally violent. Like old school violent. And it's gonna be wonderful. First posted by AICN, this video was actually released by Stallone himself, and the article alone is worth a read. Here's the video anyway:
WARNING: MAKE SURE YOU'VE GONE TO THE BATHROOM RECENTLY, AS THERE IS A DECENT CHANCE YOU WILL CRAP YOUR PANTS.
6.01.2007
I learned improv from the greats, like drew carey and ryan stiles
My buddy Matt Metz, along with some of his friends, made themselves a YouTube video filmed at Reitz Union for a sketch comedy contest. They're counting on everyone's votes to help them advance, so if you think they're good, give them five stars. They've even made a facebook group for the contest which can be found here.
Sketchies - "DDR".
Sketchies - "DDR".
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