i'm so mad, all i can do is dance!

How to turn a boy's game into a man's game.

10 Very Good Reasons Why You Should Grow a Giant Beard

You best be careful when you direct message on Twitter. It's d @, not dm @.

Death by Chocolate! Ashton Kutcher's greatest acting role to date

Is this beautiful or creepy? Either way, it distracted me for over 30 seconds.

Because you never know when this will come in handy (18+ for adult language)

There's one way to get back at an ex. (And if you want to see all the pics, check out the forum below on Digg. But ya didn't hear it from me.)

Test your hacking skills (as expected, I have none).

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (The best part, besides Kristin Kreuk, Michael Clarke Duncan and Neal McDonough with a goatee, is the very end - even though the whole thing is in some Asian language I'll never understand, the narrator still reads the title in English. Asian stereotypes FTW)


Some of the best 'shopping I've seen in years. Check out Brad Pitt and Vin Diesel in the most anticipated movie of my imagination, Thundercats!


Once again, Lily Allen proves that she's better than you with her incredible cover of Britney's "Womanizer"


500 RPM NERF Chaingun (source)

you ever notice how rollos make you drool?

MUSIC VIDEO DAY
Thought I'd bring some class to this site (sort of) with a collection of some of the coolest music videos from the last couple decades.

Bjork - It's Oh So Quiet (directed by Spike Jonze)


UNKLE - Rabbit in Your Headlights


Bad Ronald - Let's Begin


Beastie Boys - Sabotage


The Hanslick Rebellion - You Are Boring the Shit Out Of Me (18+ due to lots of foul language)


Framing Hanley - Lollipop (Li'l Wayne cover...oh, and don't be surprised when it takes until the 2:18 mark for the music to start)

when i held that gun in my hand, i felt a surge of power - like god must feel when he's holding a gun

An a capella tribute to John Williams. Because I'm artsy like that (thanks to Trent for forcing me to watch this)


This is why I need to stop saving up posts: I found this video like a week ago and intended to use it when I'd come up with a creative caption. Now it's taken off like a southern California wildfire and I'm behind the times. Whateva, I'm postin' it anyway, I do what I want.


Bret and Jemaine are returning to TV! Easily the best New Zealand folk music comedy duo on HBO, Flight of the Conchords was miraculously signed on for a second season. (Check out more of their stuff on HBO's site)

i framed a raccoon for opening a christmas present and i framed a bear for eating out of the garbage

TOP TEN DAY

1. Top 10 Tips to Commit the Perfect Crime

2. EGM's Top Ten Things We've Learned From Our Xbox Live Headset

3. Top 10 Things You Forgot Your Mac Can Do

4. 10 Most Unusual Houses of the World

5. 10 Luxurious Concept Cars and Designs

6. Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much

7. Top Ten Most Annoying Alarm Clocks

8. 10 Cool Secrets About Disneyland

9. 10 Epic Fails of Video Gaming Industry

10. 10 Clever Gingerbread Houses

i want to go to there

Infrequently Asked Questions

100 Dating Conversation Starters
- ineffective lines: 16, 18, 26, 33, 36, 49, 51, 56, 57, 72, 76, 96
- confusing: 53, 55, 85
- possibly awkward: 21, 75, 86

Yeah, I'd buy that camera now.

Hoooooly crap that's a scary crab

Don't they know that when they warn me to not try this at home, it makes it all the more enticing?

And they told me it was a ridiculous notion to one day own a penguin who would fetch me beer out of a fridge with a doggy door. My dream lives on.


MSNBC has some angry producers...if you listen really carefully, you may just to able to hear this guy unleash a curse-filled tirade that would make even Bill O'Reilly blush.

religious but with a wink, y'know?

songs of the moment:
shiny toy guns | ghost town
kanye west | love lockdown
robocop
bad news
see you in my nightmares (ft. lil wayne)
ludacris | last of a dying breed (ft. lil wayne)
paramore | decode

Nintendo Entertainment System of a Down

I'm sure I've posted this before, but my long term memory leaves much to be desired, so for good measure I'm throwing it up again. Back in the day this cyber pimp known as Bloodninja was the scourge of AIM, repeatedly pwning desperate girls on the Internet and/or men pretending to be women. This stuff is pretty inappropriate but entirely hilarious so watch at your own risk: The Saga of Bloodninja

Check out some super-creepy renditions of a few celebrities that you know very well

beer - now there's a temporary solution

Remember last week when I showed you all the coolest gifts to get your loved ones and/or me for Christmas? Who am I kidding, you've never read this site before unless you actually know me. Well, in either case, consider this list the exact opposite of last week's, with the exception of the "life gem."

This is why I could never get into Harvard: Their BioVisions team produced a video called "The Inner Life of the Cell" which is an absolutely stunning piece of eye candy. Find out more information here and watch a large version of the video here.

It's a sad, sad day when you realize that ants are much more intelligent than you or anyone you know will ever be. Check out the coolest underground civilization ever constructed, with the except of the City of Ember (source).


Sneak peek of Lost Season 5, because ABC loves giving me blue balls for the next month and a half.

it just seems awfully mean...but sometimes the ends justify the mean

This is for my friends and George W. Bush (nucLEAR), so that I don't have to correct you in person because I am a d-bag.

Avoid these malls when Christmas shopping with the kids

The most unnecessarily large trucks known to man. What better way to celebrate reduced gas prices?

So I found this cool/dumb DIY band/album maker. My band will be called Bare-bellied Hedgehog, our album will be named "remains and is immortal" and this will be our album cover. Put it all together and you get this:

(I think the album name generator may be a little sketchy. If yours comes up as "business known as gambling" then hit the button below it for a new one)

shut up brain, or i'll stab you with a q-tip!

There's something I gotta get off my chest...is anyone else feeling like Heroes is starting to be less of a treat and more like work? I mean, I gotta remember so many storylines and wait so long for developments...this is why they gave Lost a 6-season cap. Sorry guys, didn't mean to get all political on you.

I would super appreciate it if someone would look into this and tell me if they managed to repair their dent without also stripping the paint off their car

How to view removed or deleted YouTube videos...because who wouldn't want to see Beyonce doing a Superman dive down a flight of stairs again without the expressed written consent of her record label (found the camera phone version here)

If you don't want to go to Burning Man after seeing these photographs, you clearly suffer from temporary blindness (for the record how badass is it that last year's theme was Green Man? Talk about ahead of the trends)

Collaboration doesn't always work out

Now if only they could play the underwater level theme, I would be impressed

If this doesn't have its own screenplay within 6 years I will start donating money to charity

T-Pain. Ludacris. Kenan Thompson. Andy Samberg. Get out your parkas, the Blizzard Man is coming!


Here's a Samberg skit they wouldn't show on SNL (It's anybody guess as to why, but my first thought would be the extreme amount of cursing and/or a political conspiracy).