that explains why i always get an erection when i floss!

Happy Turkey Day!


I sense a Doublemint Gum commercial in this kitty's future.

Note to self: Never board a cruise ship ever. (Video is pretty long, so skip to 1:30 where things start getting interesting and 5:00 where all Hell breaks loose)

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World record BASE jump off the Burj Dubai tower, a.k.a. the tallest building on earth (source)

i've never been so excited to see poop! well, maybe once

My Christmas list be DONE

Four words that make my body smile: Megan Fox Bikini Outtakes

FINALLY something cool happens in Canada. (Facts on it here)


That's one sneaky penguin.


Am I the only person who was not aware that Bruce Lee could play ping-pong with nunchakus (and kick ass at it)?

you left a voice, but it wasn't male

Yes, I'm reading Fail Blog again. I'm sorry, it's an addiction.

FAIL DAY

Flirtation fail





This is so badass that I can't even describe it.


Just wait for it. Trust me, it's worth it.


American Idol fail

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may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares and sleep crime

Those craaaaazy asians!

I could stare at this for hours. Or at least until the meds wear off.

Gymkhana might be one of the coolest activities on earth...it's basically drifting through an elaborate (not to mention hardcore) obstacle course. Ken Block knows what he's doing behind the wheel, and the 2006 Impreza WRX STi certainly doesn't hurt either. Needless to say, do not get into a car chase with this guy, because you will lose. Now, prepare to have your mind blown!


In case you were wondering what the definition of "oblivious" is, check out this interview with Sarah Palin from a few days ago. She pardons a turkey for Thanksgiving, then goes right ahead and gives an interview in front of a guy SLAUGHTERING TURKEYS. You can tell by the look on his face that even he's thinking, "Ummm, do you not notice what's going on here?" And then he continues with his death-dealing.

i love catching people in the act. that's why i always whip open doors

More creative ways to get from the ground floor to the second.

Since you'll never get a chance to sit in a real Ferrari. Get a job.

All I need for Christmas is an XBOX360 and this game (and apparently a bag for vomit).

I'm on hour 2 of viewing this site.

See, this is why the world needs editors like me.

I lack creativity.

For m'nerds.

I'm watching high quality YouTube videos from here on out.

How is it possible that this has been out for over a year and I've never heard of it? I need to pick up a newspaper...or read something besides celebrity and movie blogs. Nah, screw it, I'm not changing.

i think if you tell one kid that you don't love him as much, believe me, that kid is gonna try harder

I've had Citizen Kane, Michael Clayton, I'm Not There, Casablanca and Before the Devil Knows You're Dead available to watch at any time and never started viewing them. However, I've watched Hod Rod and Shoot 'Em Up a combined 73 times.

Another beautiful and adorable CGI movie courtesy of DreamWorks

FINALLY.

Now THAT is how you make a Guitar Hero Commercial. Take that, Brett Ratner.

that's not gonna get us a ride, man

FAIL DAY











Wheel of Fortune Fail


It ain't easy bein' fluffy.


Looks like somebody needs to attend a pimp-slapping seminar.

how many slices have you had, julio? how about you've had enough

Now that's one lucky kid.


Look at that horse.


I'm sorry, what was that Joe?


The cutest cat in existence

that bird was trying to buy a stereo with my credit card

Well, you gotta respect his tenacity.

Get me some of that sulphur hexafluoride stuff. I don't care if it's not safe to use at home.

Dude, that dog can frickin' TALK. Crazy.


Zach Galifianakis' twin brother is a dick.

if you're a gay guy looking for a beard, i don't do that anymore

SNL DAY

I'm Brian Fellow! (Oh, and if you don't have Hulu, I weep for you)


Giraffes!


Best facial expression ever.


Kristen Wiig, if you're reading this, I love you. Even if you do have tiny hands.


I drink your milkshake!


Through good times and bad...


I'm pretty sure SNL gives Andy Samberg to do whatever he wants in the Digital Shorts. So, thank you Lorne Michaels, you made a wise choice.


Wait, OJ Simpson is that famous football player, right?

we'll auction off people, like in the olden days

GAME DAY

Sorry for all of you who thought this post would be sports-related...if you haven't noticed, I could give two poops about any sport besides Gator football, and of course badminton...can't get enough of that badminton. Here are some awesome time-wasters for those of you with less to do in a day than me (a.k.a. Molly).

Dolphin Olympics involves flipping, swimming, rings and somehow the Moon. My high score: 3,282,163

N Game brings out the ninja in me - oh, and use Shift or Z to jump...took me like 10 minutes to figure that out because directions are for wussies.

If you don't get addicted to this, you might as well be dead to me.

How good are you at estimating? The Eyeballing Game will put your skills to the test.

How well do you know your world? This is like the eyeballing game but with geography.

Hedgehog Launch is the cutest game EVAR.

three of my nine siblings were adopted...and someday, i'm gonna find them

Those craaaazy Germans!

Y'know, even though I'm excited to have a president who I can trust to understand what's going on in our world, there are certain things I'm gonna miss about ol' W.


Someboday tell me how South Park managed to have this ready less than 24 hours after it originally aired on TV. However they did it, I want to kiss Trey Parker and Matt Stone on the mouth right now.


Heidi Klum could sell rubbers to a monk.

i've traveled 500 miles to give you my seed!

Yet more proof that giant spiders are one the rise and will eventually take over the Earth.

If you laugh at this, you're a terrible person. If you don't, you're a racist. Enjoy that conundrum.


In case you were wondering what the Budweiser "Whazzzzzup" guys have been up to (I wasn't).


Iton Man + Spider-Man + the Hulk = Badassery (you're damn right that's a word)

it squeaks when you bang it...that's what she said

I hope you all voted today (Over 4 million people marked on Facebook that they did), because even though it's one vote and really doesn't count for much, you need to remember that we're the only young people left and we're kinda the smartest ones, with the exception of FSU grads.

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