I don't know how to express myself clearly enough. I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS VIDEO. Narcelio might be one of the coolest human beings on the planet. For those of you not familiar with Capoeira, prepare for a treat. Dance fighting is one of the most awesome things in the world, and this guy must to be the king of it, or at least some sort of duke. Watch these moves closely and you'll spot him doing a one-footed backflip, no-handed backflip and a double backflip, along with a number of other moves that I thought to be physically impossible until seeing this video.
There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other a lot. One day, they both happened to find a lamp at the same time near a lake. In a lamp was a genie who said, "I will grant both of you three wishes."
The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forest." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle." And he got his wish.
The bear then said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I wish for a helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear (thinking how stupid the rabbit was for making simple wishes) said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females!" And he got his wish.
There is no description for this video that could appropriately do it justice. Just imagine if the artist for the "See Dick and Jane" books that you read as a kid had a serious drug problem. Yes, it's that cool.
Wrestlers: when you ask the audience for a chair to finish off your opponent, keep in mind that everyone is sitting in collapsible chairs. May come back to bit you in the ass.
"Over 200 New Yorkers recently walked into one of the busiest train stations in the world, New York's Grand Central Station, and at exactly 2:30 pm, all froze in place. There's one guy in the video who froze just as he was stooping down to pick up some scattered papers. Talk about commitment."(source) Frozen New York:
Note to self: just because the well-dressed man shuffling the cards is referred to as a "dealer," that does not necessarily mean he will exchange poker chips for marijuana.
I saw the trailer for Sex Drive and wasn't impressed. Then I watched this one. Starring James Marsden (X-Men, 27 Dresses), Seth Green (The Italian Job, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Without a Paddle, Buffy) and Josh Zuckerberg (nothing), this could shape up to be a darkhorse comedy.
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