the eyes are the groin of the head

Anyone a fan of the Mad Magazine fold-ins? The New York Times has your back.

Turns out all that all that time you wasted playing Rock Band wasn't such a huge waste after all.

There are two things wrong with this video, but one of them is very funny.

you need awesome lessons

The greatest actor in Hollywood

The Disney Channel needs some better editors, because they really shouldn't have let this one slip through the cracks.

What happens in Thailand...

David Blaine gives the creepiest stares ever. (Note: This is not David Blaine)

my better is better than your better

Every episode of South Park now available online, free and legally

The 10 Most Insane, Child-Warping Moments of '80s Cartoons

Books that make you dumb

Middle school issues ban on intentional flatulence

Confetti and Breadcrumbs perform Gainesville's next big hit..."Sideboob"

Cheerleaders have many talents involving chanting

I would choose a sloth over any one of my friends

Another gamer screwed by Microsoft (I still want a 360)
- Luckily, Bungie came to the rescue

The canine race's response to I Can Has Cheezburger - I Has a Hot Dog

T-shirts you may want to buy:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

it's bouncing around the web like a beach ball at a nickelback concert

Jewno


Two great moments with Conan:

On The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert


On his own show, with Will Ferrell and Danny McBride

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World's Tallest Man Struggles to Fit In

10 Most Racist Moments in TV History

i almost came as a shark actually, but then i realized an eagle's slightly better

Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys To Hospital

what do you mean, 'you people'?

"Ben Stiller plays pampered action superstar Tugg Speedman, who is cast in the biggest, most expensive war movie ever produced. He sets out to Southeast Asia with a "Who's Who" of celebrity co-stars. They include Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downey Jr.), an intense, three-time Oscar-winning actor; Jeff Portnoy (Jack Black), star of the popular gross-out comedy franchise "The Fatties"; multi-platinum hiphop-star-turned-entrepreneur-turned-actor Alpa Chino (Brandon T. Jackson); and first-timer Kevin Sandusky (Jay Baruchel). Soon after the production begins the actors are thrown into a real-life situation and are forced to become the fighting unit they're portraying, in order to find a way out of the jungle in one piece." [MovieWeb]

I will see Tropic Thunder just for the thrill of Robert Downey Jr. playing an Australian actor playing a black soldier. I mean, what more do you need?

i'm always thinking one step ahead, like...a carpenter who makes stairs

New 2:30 trailer for Speed Racer, which is in the running for my most anticipated movie of 2008.


The extended Redband (Mature) trailer for Pineapple Express, starring two of the world's greatest actors, Seth Rogen and James Franco.

never go with a hippie to a second location

Rocking out to Queen in your car can be hazardous to your health

happy birthday jesus, sorry your party is so lame

3 of my favorite things combined: Human Giant, Will Arnett, and a sex tape.


Do not mess with an octopus


Bikers are more effective than cops

it was on company property, with company property, so...double jeopardy. we are fine.

Charlie bit me!


...and here is the adult remix of "Charlie bit me", so proceed with caution.


You can't say that on Jeopardy!

once again, my life has been saved by the miracle of lasagna

Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life?

Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and methamphetamine addiction in a quiet American suburb.

Garfield Minus Garfield

as soon as your eyes shut i'm gonna punch you square in the face

Gary Busey is really awkward around 11-year olds, and he also appears to have some sort of hearing impairment.


I haven't been this excited to see a Will Ferrell movie in a while...Step Brothers, starring him and John C. Reilly, looks like it's gonna hit all the marks.