today is thursday, but dwight thinks that it's friday..and that's what i'll be working on this afternoon

Girolle? Spelling bees are tough.


Celebrity New Year's Resolutions


Another Livin' 'Neath the Law with Jack McBrayer


Top 10 Worst Realtor Headshots

you're the adam sandler of this house, and nobody wants punch-drunk love. just give us waterboy.

RANDOM PICTURE DAY

guns don't kill people, but they sure help

Travis Barker (Blink-182) does his version of "Crank Dat" by Soulja Boy


"TEETH tells the story of High school student Dawn (Jess Weixler), who works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group’s most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad’s (John Hensley) increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth."


"This took a heck of a lot of work, and is dedicated to those who told me I have too much time on my hands in my 200 impressions video - this goes to prove you right! Wait... oh well."
There's a good chance you will have no idea what is going on in this video until it reaches 1:20, but then you will realize that this guy is pretty badass.

this is one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet

Spiders on Drugs


In 2007:


Epic Halo 3 Suicide


How to download anything - surprisingly, I was already doing the right stuff

How many Five-Year-Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

Sad jokes

Watermelon carvings

Most expensive legal pets

10 Yiddish expressions you should know

Top 6 Bizarre Online Gaming Incidents

Awesome umbrella I want to own

Ring clock

thundercats are go!

The Truth About Chuck Norris: a book that every man should own
...but apparently Chuck isn't too happy about it.

Ebay isn't just great for buying stuff, now you can mess with your friends.

If you thought it was creepy that Jamie Lynn Spears was pregnant before, check this shit out.

Anyone curious as to what the Cloverfield monster might look like? Well here's one possibility.
Oh, and for anyone who hasn't seen the badass trailer yet, here you go.

Screw guard dogs, I'm getting one of these to protect my house.

So, it turns out tony Parker wasn't lying.

Facebook News Feed of the Worst Day Ever.

The Defarted


The R-rated trailer forSemi-Pro, which comes out Feb. 29th (Leap Day).


Nascar coach reveals winning strategy

you don't have to look like a criminal to live like one

FUNNY OR DIE DAY

Over the past year, a new Web site has emerged that has reinvented comedy as we know it. Will Ferrell and Adam McKay, two fairly well-known names in the comedy world, started their own YouTube-esque comedy site call Funny or Die. The site has generated enormous buzz in Hollywood, with their first video "The Landlord", generating over 50 million views. Users are welcome to submit their own material, but a number of celebrities have also joined in on the fun, posting some pretty hilarious stuff. Check out a sample:

"Green Team" starring Will Ferrell, Adam McKay and John C. Reilly


The one that started it all - "The Landlord" starring Will Ferrell, Adam McKay and his baby daughter Pearl

Livin' 'Neath the Law with Jack McBrayer (any other fans of 30 Rock?)


"Good Copy, Baby Cop" starring Will Ferrell, Adam McKay and Pearl


MTV's "The Hills" re-enacted by James Franco and Mila Kunis


"Zombie-American: Chapter One" starring Ed Helms (The Office)


"Backlash" starring Jonah Hill, Paul Rudd, Justin Long, Craig Robinson and Judd Apatow

what did your mother mean when she said you were a beautiful genius? ...was she taunting you?

LINK DAY

The 9 Manliest Names on Earth, according to Cracked

The 5 Pimpingest Historical Figures, also according to Cracked

Wolf boy on the loose in Moscow - better to be raised by wolves than Britney Spears

For the man who has everything - a few cool new inventions to make your life easier (like the transparent toaster)

When Will Amy Winehouse Die? Predict the date and time and you could win a free iPod Touch!

The Bible According to Google Earth - "satellite" images of some memorable Biblical moments

Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2007, with commentary, work unsafe pictures and links to the film clips (18+, in case you hadn't figured that out already)

Maddox shares some subtle advice about fashion, and by subtle I mean incredibly rude.

The Daily Coyote - a girl in Wyoming finds a coyote pup whose parents were shot for killing sheep, so she decides to raise him on her own, chronicling it in her blog.

Sprout - crazy puzzle game that will frustrate and then entertain you

National Geographic International Photography Contest Winners - four photographers are chosen from 148,203 images submitted to the International Photography Contest

when you and me have kids, we're gonna give 'em good names like shannon or rick

There's a new made-for-TV movie coming out on NBC in February based on a show some of you may remember if you experienced the '80s (sorry, any girl I've dated). Which show might that be? KNIGHT RIDER. That's right, KITT is back, and he's even more pimp than ever.
However, instead of a 1982 Pontiac Trans Am, viewers will be treated to a 2008 Ford Mustang Shelby GT500KR (no idea what the KR stands for...oh wait, it probably stnads for Knight Rider). Here are some extra sweet pictures of the car I will own when I become a television exec (just kidding, I'll probably just find a way to steal it).
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This movie looks like it could be the shit, but then again, it could be all this black tar heroin I've been shooting up. Anyway, Wall-E is about a robot (Waste Allocation Load Lifter Earth-Class) with too much time on his hands, who suddenly discovers he has an important purpose. Once again, Pixar has mindfucked me with their fancy computer tricks.

i like to walk around my house naked, to remind my oldest son who’s still got the biggest ding-dong

Hayes officially has a new favorite singer, and his name is Jon LaJoie. After hearing only two of his YouTube classics, I'm an instant fan. And here they are:

The "2 Girls 1 Cup" song:


Everyday Normal Guy: a new spin on the rapper stereotype

for such a neat monster i'm making an awfully big mess

James Franco is either my new favorite comedian, or my new favorite stoner, because this is one of the best interviews I've seen in years.

no, he's going to be the best...if they don't destroy him first

Finals are over. I have no more excuses, so here's the first of many posts you'll be seeing in the month of December. Some of these videos are a little old, I've had them stocked up in the archives for just this occasion.

Trailer for Speed Racer, which is practically guaranteed to be the best movie of 2008:


Extended trailer for I Am Legend, in case anyone was curious as to what this movie is really about. It looks sweet and I will probably be viewing it in theaters.


And the final trailer, this one for Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay, which hits theaters at some random time next year (my guess is April 20th), not to mention looks like it's gonna be fucking outstanding. Anyone who can't handle bad words should cover their ears after they hit the play button, this bad boy is R-rated. And yes, I know I posted the trailer earlier, but this one is manlier (oh, did I mention the beautiful bare female ass in it too?), so deal with it.


Try again Bob Lamey


Amazing To Catch a Predator parody with a hilarious finish.


What's that Jason Bateman? An Arrested Devleopment movie? Well, I was wrong; in fact there is a God, and he loves me with all his heart.



My future wife